There are certain rites and mysteries of the Catholics that are open, and certain rites and mysteries of the Catholics that are secret. For they take souls, and torture souls, because of their history of martyrs. They extract souls from bodies with strange machines, and keep the souls on blotter paper (and souls are tiny, tiny things). And they take the souls on the blotter paper, and pour agonies out onto the blotter paper to torture the souls. This is because they believe the heavens of God and the paradise of God could not exist but for the existence of torture, and they are right. Their history is a history of martyrs, the ones who suffered hell that others might experience bliss, and indeed they do things in the correct way.