The Members of the Circus

The members of the circus are very happy. The bearded lady is sexy, or would be if she had no beard. She always wears a very small bikini. Besides her beard, she has hair on the center of her chest. If not for the hair, she would be very sexy.

We sit in the circus to watch. We watch the acrobats. They do very dangerous things. It would be boring if they didn't do dangerous things. But it would be horrible if someone were injured. We are all afraid when the tattooed man throws the knives at the bearded lady. I think only one of us actually wants a knife to strike the bearded lady.

The circus has strange spectacles. There is a boy with two heads that we can look at, with whom we can talk. "He likes the bearded lady," says the left head of the right head. "It's a lie," says the right head. This makes us laugh.

We see in the circus the thing in the jar. Nobody knows what it is. It looks like a thing of flesh and blood in liquid, very indefinite. "It's our dead brother," says the left head on the boy with two heads. "It's a lie," says the right head. I think only one of us wants to know more.

We go through the circus, looking at the lions in cages. One of us throws picante sauce in the eyes of a lion. He says to me that now the lion is angry, and that it will be a very good show because of this. I don't want to be at the circus anymore.

The members of the circus are truly happy. The boy with two heads likes to dance with the thing in the jar in his hands. I don't believe it's his dead brother. He's too happy with the jar in his hands. But I do think that the right head likes the bearded lady. She would be very sexy without her beard, and that's a little disturbing. I think only one of us doesn't care about the beard at all.

There's a magic show at the circus. A man dressed in black saws the bearded lady in half. But he puts her together, and she's fine.

We look at Hitler's brain in a jar at the circus. "You really think that's Hitler's brain?" I ask one of us. "Let me put it this way," he says. "After I'm dead many years, there will be many brains of mine at all the circuses."

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