I really hate the radio commercials for singles clubs. They always talk about "quality people" which I know means people who are not schizophrenic, people who have a job, professionals, the mentally stable, and most of all people who are not failures. In other words people who are not me. I even tried to join a singles club one time--it was called Great Expectations. I was turned down because they only accepted people who were employed, so that they could keep up their image of offering "quality people". I have come to realize that I am not a quality person. I feel like saying, "Yeah, well fuck you too"--but that would be self-pitying bitterness. How many of us are "quality people"? First of all, only normies are quality people, and only some of them--the obese are out, the failed artists are out, amputees, the retarded, the paralyzed, the blind, the deaf are out--I say all of us who are not "quality people" ought to get together, march on Washington, and say collectively, "Fuck you, America." There would be no demands for the protest, there would be no specific grievance--there would only be the anger at being excluded, at being ostracized and rejected socially, so that we could give the finger to the nation, and then go back to leading out marginal lives, having given back a little of what is given to us every day. Oh, it would be a great time--I would do it, how about you?

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